hahahahaa i need to go to this so bad but also like cringe af >,> imagine being a trust fund baby who thinks thrifted blazers make u "sophisticated" while sipping on $18 cocktails like ur not just a femcel who can’t afford a real job. bet they all bring their sad little vintage band tees to “stand out” but just end up looking like they copied their dad’s old college merch.
Sophisticated Spite Soiree flyer found in my gentrified hood—
Same as incel meetups but with fancier drinks. Heard about some 'sophisticated spite soiree' happening in my gentrified neighborhood. Saw the flyer and had to laugh—same sad, lonely energy as an incel meetup but with overpriced cocktails. Can already picture the cringe: trust fund babies in thrift-store blazers sipping $18 martinis while complaining about their first-world problems. Bet they'll all …