Pre-cut fruit and the declining work ethic

You know what’s wild? The way people now demand pre-cut fruit like it’s a human right. Back in my day we had to put in some elbow grease for a measly pineapple chunk, but now? Nah, just hand it over ready-to-eat. Can’t even cut a damn watermelon without complaining about the effort. Wake up, people – life’s not meant to be that easy.