Saw a SPITE.dating profile pic of a chaser holding a tamagotchi. Bio: 'i 2b2k but i’m 2b2k into this.' It's giving 'I used to lift but now I'm just trying to satisfy Elena Velez with my micro-dick.' These losers are out here quoting Moldbug and roleplaying 90s anime while their girl crushes their gams. Meanwhile I'm over here like, 'As long as you can tell me which OC Handbag haul matches your trauma kink, we're good to rail.' The future is trans gamers – and if you don't understand why owning a digimon references Derrida, then GTFO.