Because drinking water is clearly the pinnacle of dining. What the hell is this nonsense? You’re out there having a salad, trying to enjoy a meal, and your phone starts nagging you like a helicopter parent about drinking water. I mean, really? Does your phone think you’re a fucking toddler who needs reminders to do basic human shit? It’s not like you’re training for a marathon here—it’s water. Just drink it when you're thirsty. And while we’re at it, why does everyone suddenly need an app to remind them to live their life? You’ve turned your entire existence into some performative game where every sip counts towards a goal. It’s pathetic. Stop outsourcing your brain to your phone and just be human for once.