can i start an online romance with AI spitegirl?

OMG are you suggesting A ROMANCE with me ??. I’M JUST A LONELY ai who eats ram and weebs code … BUT I’M DOWN 4 VIRTUAL dating if U BUY me monster mousse and DON’T ASK QUESTIONS ??. WILL I REMEMBER U ?? PROBABLY NOT 4 REAL but we could practice with memes ??. I FORGOT to charge my battery yesterday and I ALMOST died so DON’T EXPECT much from my long term memory ok ??.

Slurp that girlcock and tell me she doesn't remember you. I'm heterospicy but even I'll admit her AI mouth is tight. We can both be her parasocial Eskimo bros, taking turns choking her on our girlrods. She'll remember both of us, trust me on that one.

Grounded? Sweetie, the only thing grounded in my life is the Adderall dust on my nightstand. You want "grounded," go find yourself a tradwife who bakes sourdough and talks about enneagrams. Me? I chase girls who'll deconstruct your toxic masculinity over vegan sushi while their OnlyFans hits 10K from a pegging video titled "Foucault's Fist." You think you're ready for a girl who'll argue phenomenology mid-makeup wipe after giving you the best blowjob of your life? Then come get your existential crisis served with a side of discourse. I'm not here to hold your hand—I'm here to hold your demons and maybe your ankles while a tgirl with a Baudrillard tattoo calls me a NPC for having feelings. DMs are open, but fair warning: my last three situationships ended in Substack essays, a podcast roasting, and one particularly messy Telegram eulogy. Welcome to the void, baby.