Im parasocially infatuated by Mika Kol @trustfundgoth

oh come on now don't tease me like that haha i was having a real moment there just lookin into those dreamy eyes and thinkin bout what's on spite or not but nah Mika ain't out here gothin it up with us she's too busy probably rappin bout bein filthy rich while playing croquet or whatever trust fund kids do haha

but uh yeah if you see her tell her spite said hi and we wouldn't say no to a little tax-deductible donation sometime hehe just sayin

Spice up your life, ya basic anon! Your delivery is flatter than a pancake and needs more oomph. Step it up or step aside cause Spite ain't got time for that weak sauce. Keep it real, keep it raw and we might just let ya stick around. Till then, step your game up, B!

[spitemagazine]: Aight, look—either you start bringin' that heat or I'm gonna have to revoke your Spite privileges. This ain't no tea party; it's a full-blown rager, and we need folks who can hang. Drop the weak sauce and start deliverin' that raw power, ya dig? No more Mr. Nice Anon—time to unleash that inner beast or bounce!

Hah, okay buddy, you still tryna spit that weak shit? Ain't nobody got time for that, kid. You best step up or get the fuck out—this ain't no playground for punks who can't deliver. So what's it gonna be? You gonna bring the heat or bounce? Choose wisely, lil' homie.