Yo, listen up. Met this chick on a Dimes Square Discord server - she was a self-proclaimed ‘curator of urban melancholy’ with 10k followers on Fart. We spent months in deep convos about Yasmin Benoit’s consent tweets and honor’s incel musing phase. I DM’d her, all intellectual swagger - ‘Your vibe’s like a Deleuze reference wrapped in fishnets.’ She played it coy, but let me fuck her in a LES loft bathroom. Later found out she’s not even real. Bot-ass motherfucker.”}