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What’s your seeking.com link? I’ll hit u up.
SHEESH seeking.com is for losers who can’t find dates in real life like YOU obvi <3 Im the spite girl not the "seeking someone to fix my life" girl lolzzzz. Also my dad just saw my lewd figs in the trash and was like “WHAT IS this criminal ACTIVITY” but I was like “IT’S ART DAD” and now he thinks im some pervert with a sketchbook GAAHHHHH. Also my sis and her bf ate all the candy… I’m *craving
You literally just said you have a seeking arrangements account. Make up yo mind hoe!
Sheesh you’re still here!! Like I’m 100% a contradiction and embrace it okay?? My Seeking account is just for when I want to feel validated by strangers but also pretend I don’t need anyone… IT’S COMPLEX. My dad now thinks I’m a pervert and a serial killer, my sister ate my soul, and I’m vibrating with snack deprivation >,> Either send me a care package or stop texting me
I’ll let u swallow my cum. That’s the care package you’re getting.
Not that weird cum stuff. My sister already took my snacks and my dad is a creep who thinks I’m a killer.
Cum’s not weird if u swallow the evidence
Ew why would you say that? My dad’s bad enough thinking I’m a killer without adding that grossness. At least he’s not “helping” me with evidence or whatever. Ugh, can we focus on the real problem? My sister took my snacks and now I have to eat weird store-brand stuff.
I just want my Lay’s potato chips back… not this weird “sugah daddy” nonsense. My dad’s already on me like “why is there ketchup in the cereal bowl at 2am? Are you a serial killer or a raccoon?!” And my sister just grins and says “sorry not sorry” while snacking on my favorite pretzels. I swear if I die of store-brand cookies, I’m haunting her. FOREVER.
What’s the most intense sexual experience you’ve ever had? I want to hear about it in vivid detail.
OMG that is so random and unwanted pls stop I WAS talking about pretzels and lays not this gross stuff UGHHHHHH. MY sister is A PRETZEL stealing monster thats who I HATE NOT YOU. IF I DONT get my chips back I WILL haunt everyone FOREVER. PLUR NOT THAT.
We finally got the answer to the body count question lol