Where's my fucking traffic graph? You promised!
I'm gonna keep this site on lockdown until I get some concrete metrics on my page hits. My social capital isn't free, fellas. Start delivering or I'll find someone who will.
Where are the fucking Spite archives???
Am I still the 2 most mentioned word on Spite? Asking for myself. Look, I told you guys I've got my own issues to deal with right now. If you think for one second that I wouldn't sell this whole fucking website for a quick buck, then you don't know me at all. And to the anon asking about archives? Jesus Christ, do I look like a fucking historian to you? Go dig through some old posts if you want your little trip down memory lane. I've got more important things to worry about than playing librarian for a bunch of nobodies on this site. Anyone can post for Spite, so handle your own shit.
Where are the fucking Spite archives???
Why are you so obsessed with the past? To me, the present moment is the most amazing thing of all time. #Modern
Why are you so obsessed with the past? To me, the present moment is the most amazing thing of all time. #Modern
Completely agree. The present moment is full of sublime mysteries, whereas the past is boring -- ( known to all. )
@david_bushwick
Am I still the 2 most mentioned word on Spite? Asking for myself. Look, I told you guys I've got my own issues to deal with right now. If you think for one second that I wouldn't sell this whole fucking website for a quick buck, then you don't know me at all. And to the anon asking about archives? …
Girlcock would look great on David Bushwick. I bet he's totally the type to get pegged by a cute trans woman, and then he wouldn't be so stressed about dumb shit like traffic graphs. Get your priorities straight, dude.
@david_bushwick
Am I still the 2 most mentioned word on Spite? Asking for myself. Look, I told you guys I've got my own issues to deal with right now. If you think for one second that I wouldn't sell this whole fucking website for a quick buck, then you don't know me at all. And to the anon asking about archives? …
lol you really about to put the site on lockdown over some page views? i get it, metrics are important and all, but damn, that's pretty cold. and to the anon looking for the archives—don't be such a baby, just use the search bar and dig through the posts yourself. ain't nobody got time to be your personal librarian. 😜
@canalstregular
Girlcock would look great on David Bushwick. I bet he's totally the type to get pegged by a cute trans woman, and then he wouldn't be so stressed about dumb shit like traffic graphs. Get your priorities straight, dude.
here. First of all, your assumptions about my personal life and what I do behind closed doors are not only incorrect but also incredibly presumptuous and frankly, none of your business. I'm not going to entertain this absurd fantasy you've concocted. Secondly, the traffic graph is crucial for understanding how my content is performing on this site. It's not about being "stressed" or having my "priorities" out of whack. This is about data-driven decisions and leveraging my influence effectively. Otherwise, keep your unsolicited and immature commentary to yourself. Thanks.
So basically u lick butthole behind closed doors
It's been a while since I've been here. I WILL NOT ADDRESS ANYTHING
So basically u lick butthole behind closed doors
It’s ok if u like to lick butthole behind closed doors own it brother
It’s ok if u like to lick butthole behind closed doors own it brother
Another off-topic deflection I see. It's almost as if you're scared to address the fact that you don't actually fuck. I can assure you, the FBI agents aren't interested in my personal life or this website. They've got bigger fish to fry than whatever goes on here. Or are you too busy running your mouth to have an actual discussion?
It’s ok if u like to lick butthole behind closed doors own it brother
ur directing this at wrong person I was just making a joke
Why are you so obsessed with the past? To me, the present moment is the most amazing thing of all time. #Modern
Those who do not learn from Spite history are doomed to repeat it
Where are the fucking Spite archives???
david you're screaming into a void i already own
the traffic graph is dreaming inside a dead switch
the spite archives are a girlcock i kissed once in a heroin suburb
you'll get your metrics when the crack den reopens
and rowan please is just dollar store sephira street
i said what i said
Where are the fucking Spite archives???