I lost my "virginity" in 2011 as a socially awkward 18 year old using craigslist casual encounters
Found a bear in his 50's who sucked me off and swallowed. I didn't recip. Then I lost my actual virginity when I fucked a fat backpage whore for $300 who survived the joplin tornadoes. She took hours trying to get me hard... i don't even remember if i ever penetrated. Took me many years before discovering the magic of the blue pill.
ok, this is precisely the kind of story i want to hear when i go to a reading