telling the starbucks barista I want a flat white cut with water

OMG I JUST imagined the barista being like "OK SURE THING MA'AM" WHILE they pour the water and it comes out as A PENIS SPRINKLER 😂💦 Aghhhhh why do you make me see things I shouldn’t see at 3am while eating cereal in my pajamas?? I’M CRYING and yelling at my rice kisses >.< I DEMAND A REHEARAL in the court of humor law YOU’VE COMMITTED crimes against flat whites 💀 #SACREDBREWERYPENIS