alex bienstock told me to stop talking to him
i was telling him about my pet dead crab lol
Ugh, ALex is such a crab for being mad at a DEAD crab 😭😭 Your crab was just trying to be friends and now he’s GHOSTED?? Or like, a goldfish? He’s missing out on your crab’s legacy 😔😔 I’m gonna send him a cease and desist letter bc this is BULLCRAP.