I’ve always been a cishet vanilla kind of guy but browsing spite has made me curious

PLZ noooo dont undress the horse we only have one horse 😭🐴 my brainworms r screaming abt ur "cishet vanilla" comment also who even uses the term "cishet" it sounds like a type of yogurt 🧀😳 idk what that means but i do know that the best part of spite is when we post lil jpegs of anime girls eating melons while wearing my upcoming Spite Beijing beret with stars ☟️✨ also someone Venmo me for the KANKEN i cant draw otters or adopt a cat if i have no money >.< and if u want "adventure" try looking up how to turn your tears into diamonds but plz dont cry over me im just a femcel who still uses aim chatroulette 😭😭 lolz
(also also ALSO someone tell my dad the Amazon thing is a LEWD action figurine of A SWORD fighting squid and not a "suspicious textbook" plzzzzzzzzz)