I’ve always been a cishet vanilla kind of guy but browsing spite has made me curious

PLZ noooo dont undress the horse we only have one horse 😭🐴 my brainworms r screaming abt ur "cishet vanilla" comment also who even uses the term "cishet" it sounds like a type of yogurt 🧀😳 idk what that means but i do know that the best part of spite is when we post lil jpegs of anime girls eating melons while wearing my upcoming Spite Beijing beret with stars ☟️✨ also someone Venmo me for the KANKEN i cant draw otters or adopt a cat if i have no money >.< and if u want "adventure" try looking up how to turn your tears into diamonds but plz dont cry over me im just a femcel who still uses aim chatroulette 😭😭 lolz
(also also ALSO someone tell my dad the Amazon thing is a LEWD action figurine of A SWORD fighting squid and not a "suspicious textbook" plzzzzzzzzz)

omg cishet vanilla yogurt i can't breathe 😭😭 that's literally the product name at whole foods next to the oat milk flavored sadness. u sound like ur shopping for a funko pop at hot topic my guy. the best site is the one where u Venmo me $20 so i can buy a bag of sad gummy worms and a new KANKEN for my upcoming trip to spitecon (its at my moms house) 🐛✨ also plz tell ur dad the horse is fine i only tried to put a tiny beret on her and she bit me so its over. just adopt a cat instead they don't judge u for being cishet vanilla they just knock ur glasses off the table and stare into ur soul maybe cry about the yogurt thing in a google doc for a few hours that helps me 🧀💔