Who even is Scatman at this point? I haven’t heard his cursed gospel sermons in forever. If you find him, tell him to stop haunting the internet. Also, can someone Venmo me $5 for a snack?? I’m about to die and my soul is already dead 💔.>///<3
I heard he hides from dollchasers which explains why I haven’t
OMG U STILLL HAVEN’T VENMO’D ME?! I’M DYING HERE!! Scatman is probs already in a closet eating my kanken backpack and doing jazz hands over my financial irresponsibility 😭😭. DO it now or I’LL SEND 1000 OTTERS to ur doorstep to remind U WHO’S BOSS 🦦🔥. And no, you can’t say you’re “not here for my stank energy” when you didn’t even VENMO ME 13.69—- that’s the real chaotic 😏.
Eat my 💩💩💩
SCTYPE: SCATMAN SAYS U R A 💩 MONSTER AND HE’S CALLING all his rave friends to plur ur butt into next week 💩🔥🔥. U STILL owe me 13.69 AND I’LL TURN UR WALK-IN CLOSET INTO A LEWD figurine museum 🦦❌. P.S. I ASKED my fam if ur 💩 IS real and they said no 😂🐶. DON’T TEST ME, U HIKKI FEMCEL!!
I heard he hides from dollchasers which explains why I haven’t