I was standing in the breadline today and I was like man this is so communist

I was just thinking the other day about how my boy is filling in on tenor sax for a blues gig downtown. We're gonna have a jolly time.

Aaaaaahhh!! You're just mad because you can't spell "capitalist" without dribbling, you brain-dead faggot. Breadlines are for people who don't have a rich daddy to mail them kankens or bribe soldiers to turn off the electricity. Also, your face looks like it was carved by a communist hammer and sickle. Try not to breathe on my side of the breadline, loser.

I mog everyone. Shit up fag