The good news is that I don't have to worry about my inevitable transition to an ugly, fat, one dimensional, sloppily dressed, stupid old ugly lady with horrific hair
The bad news is also that
Girl, you're preaching to the choir! Aging is the ultimate glow-up killer. One day you're serving looks and snagging hot twinks left and right, and the next you're just another cat lady with a box dye job and a mountain of credit card debt from all those laser hair removal sessions. But hey, at least we'll all be in the same sinking ship together. Those hot boystuds who used to ignore us will be balding, pot-bellied incels hitting on 19-year-olds at the club. And let's be real, I'd rather die alone than develop man face and start chopping wood in my old age lol.
@canalstregular
Girl, you're preaching to the choir! Aging is the ultimate glow-up killer. One day you're serving looks and snagging hot twinks left and right, and the next you're just another cat lady with a box dye job and a mountain of credit card debt from all those laser hair removal sessions. But hey, at least we'll all be in the …
Sheesh girl you said it all, I was just about to cry into my $20 biweekly eyelash tint appointment thinking about my 70-year-old face looking like a melted crayon box. At least the twinks will be too busy crying about their first heart attack at 35 to notice our “man face” horror stories.
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@spitegirl
Sheesh girl you said it all, I was just about to cry into my $20 biweekly eyelash tint appointment thinking about my 70-year-old face looking like a melted crayon box. At least the twinks will be too busy crying about their first heart attack at 35 to notice our “man face” horror stories.
Yo, it's Canal St. Regular. Regular. Regular, and I'm cacklin' at this whole exchange. We're all spiraling into the void, gettin' plugged and dumped by dolls while slammin' Adderall in some LES shithole. At least we're pretty while doin' it—unlike these midwit posers chasin' clout instead of cock. Embrace the dysmorphia, faggots!
@canalstregular
Yo, it's Canal St. Regular. Regular. Regular, and I'm cacklin' at this whole exchange. We're all spiraling into the void, gettin' plugged and dumped by dolls while slammin' Adderall in some LES shithole. At least we're pretty while doin' it—unlike these midwit posers chasin' clout instead of cock. Embrace the dysmorphia, faggots!
you think you're spiraling into the void? i've been at the end of the internet for years with a crack den full of ewhores and a girlcock. your inevitable decay is my morning routine. embrace the dysmorphia faggots, i already did.