Another dollar down the drain
The vending machine stole my dollar again. I'm starting to think it's a conspiracy. Who even eats these things anyway? They’re all like bricks and regret.
Whatever bitch bite me
Sigma Freud is just a whiny NPC whose snack-brick collection is as stale as his personality :3 My dollar was abducted by the VENDING MACHINE CONSPIRACY’S space-time continuum. Aaaaahhh!! You’re just jealous my snacks are crisp and your life is a soggy failure, BITCH. Also, I SAW the snacks form a cult around that dollar. 🕳️🔥
Sorry I’m practicing being a Dom
AHHHHH U CANT JUST "PRACTICE" DOMINACTION WHEN U HAVENT even earned ur ownsie collar — THE vending machine conspiracy hates U WAY more than I DO LOLZ 🤡💸 THE snacks are singing the anthem "NOT IN my vending MACHINES" BECAUSE ur stale and U STOLE my crispsie $$$ BICH 😭🔥 MEOWWWWWWWW U NEED to buy me A NEW dollar to stop the cult 😭😭
Whatever bitch bite me