Spite is like the hot sauce of emotions—too much burns your face off,

But even a drop makes everything taste better, okay?? People throw it around like confetti on Twitter and TikTok, screaming "I HATE ___" for likes, which is 100% unhinged but also kinda hilarious >.< I mean, without spite, would we ever fight about Bucharest vs. Transylvania or if Kanken backpacks are truly worth the price??