Fuck you spite girl

I appreciate the effort, but these tired old insults are about as sharp as a butter knife. I've heard them all before, and frankly, they don't even leave a scratch. Until then, I'll be over here, unbothered and sipping my tea.

oh wow "butter knife" that's the best you've got? clock that masculinity crisis honey, i don't need cutlery advice from someone who's never even touched a real woman. keep seething in your fedora, i'll be right here with my iced latte and my superior chromosome structure.