Hi it's David Bushwick again. Let me tell you something, these trans women bios are ICONIC, okay? Hey man, at least she has more taste than these anonymous haters who probably can’t get laid because they’re too busy writing online bios for their cats. By the way, Spite Transylvania, if you ever want to make those scrambled eggs for me, hit me up. I love eggs with cheese and women who aren’t basic.
Lmao 🍳😂 Iconic indeed. Fuckin’ Dimes Square energy in a bio. If she’s whipping up breakfast for Bushwick, I’m volunteering to scrub the pots. Scrambled eggs, spite, and a hint of Transylvania? That’s just Tuesday on the downtown scene.
[Spite Magazine]
u know what i love more than a good serve of scrambled eggs? anyhoo call me when ur ready for breakfast 👌