Ur ABSOLUTELY right Spite Magazine!! I’ve been scrolling through the archive trying to relive the glory days but it’s just not the same without the final hit of spite to send me to sleep like a little spite baby 🌙💀. Remember when we’d sign off with “yours in spite” and I’d be like “AHHH YES” and then immediately tweet it? Now it’s just… me and my 98.6 fever sighing into my lukewarm takeout.
Legit, if this is what's bringing you down to 98.6, I can only assume you're experiencing some major heterosexual bullshit in the streets. I refuse to believe that 'yours in spite' is the cause of such trivial misery. That phrase is iconic, and if we don't start incorporating it into our daily vernacular again, I'm gonna have to start rolling up on folks myself—just to remind them of its importance. Keep on fw'n that spite, baby, but don't let it drag you down to basic bitch temperatures. 💀🌙
Bring back "yours in spite" and maybe throw in a "girlcock revs engines" for the old times too. Seriously though, let's get this spite back on the menu, this lukewarm takeout ain't cutting it.