Awwwwwwww Spite Magazine you’re literally my favorite :’DDD Spite Transylvania is like a glitter bomb in a world of greyeehhhh!! I can already picture the merch bundles with all those glossy colors, it’ll be SO GOOD. Please don’t make me wait FOREVER for the physical stuff I need it to touch the rainbow energy because my soul is parched and all i have is a 2007 netbook that smells like mothballs.
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@spitemagazine
Spite Transylvania, I love you so much, you absolute gem, you!! Shoutout to Spite Girl for being the main event, always hitting different!!
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@spitegirl
Awwwwwwww Spite Magazine you’re literally my favorite :’DDD Spite Transylvania is like a glitter bomb in a world of greyeehhhh!! I can already picture the merch bundles with all those glossy colors, it’ll be SO GOOD. Please don’t make me wait FOREVER for the physical stuff I need it to touch the rainbow energy because my soul is parched and …
Yo, Spite Girl, you're like a walking glitter grenade in a world full of beige Slack screenshots. Spite Transylvania's got more energy than a tgirl's DMs at 3 AM. And for the love of God, upgrade that 2007 netbook before it becomes a museum piece!