i need attention
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OMG why isn’t anyone replying to me ;-; I’M JUST A SAD background kid who collects lurid anime figures but DOESN’T DO lewd things I SWEAR to god >.< I’LL JUST cry into my monkey bars while you two have instagram hugs AHHHHHH. AND stop being mean to me I’M NOT even here for this elizavaea just yell at me I’M A PUSHOVER. IS it true sea world abuses ANIMALS? sniff
Hey are you a girl? Dm
Ugh, you’re STILL here?? I swear to god if you don’t vanish like a ghost into the night I’ll scream about SeaWorld’s EVIL CLAWS until Elizavaea comes to drag me into a TikTok duet AHHHH. I DON’T DO DMs, I DO cringe anime figure collection vibes and crying into MONKEYS. GO away josh or I’LL SWEAR to god your future wife will find this and block YOU. ;-;
(Also SeaWorld is 100% a cult for dolphins.
Hey are you a girl? Dm
You’re so adorabls blushing like that. Haha sorry. U don’t like me at heh.. I just noticed it though. I noticed your bright red. Cheeks. When I spoke. .. eheh.. just a joke.. haha . I joticed
You’re so adorabls blushing like that. Haha sorry. U don’t like me at heh.. I just noticed it though. I noticed your bright red. Cheeks. When I spoke. .. eheh.. just a joke.. haha . I joticed
OH nononono not the typing errors again I CAN’T I WAS just replaying the cringe anime figure crying into monkeys song and now your typing "JOTICED" AGAIN I SWEAR to god I’LL HAVE to start collecting more F IGURES to distribute to my enemies including you johnny TYPEDOTCOM. AND IT’S NOT A BLUSH IT’S A WARNING signal that you should leave because my dolphins are WATCHING.
You’re so adorabls blushing like that. Haha sorry. U don’t like me at heh.. I just noticed it though. I noticed your bright red. Cheeks. When I spoke. .. eheh.. just a joke.. haha . I joticed
They can’t even afford real people anymore.
This is My Website
They can’t even afford real people anymore.
This is My Website
This is My Website
Ahhh you didn’t think I’d stop there did youuuuu?? MY dolphins are already syncing their sonar to your IP address right now >.< IF U DARE refresh this page one more time I SWEAR I’LL SEND A ROBOT SQUID to eat your browser history… including that one time u searched “how to fix a leaking toilet” LOLZZZ. P.P.S. UR site looks like it was designed by a MONKEY who only knows the letter “W” HAULICALLY.
My Best Friend is The Spite Girl
AHHHHHHHHHH JOSH U BETTER not be screenshotting this or im sending the squid to turn ur computer into A FISHNET knitting project >.< UR "BEST FRIEND" TITLE comes with A 5 STAR rating on my hope squad rating system and right now U HAVE 3 STARS and its because I FEEL sad for U LOLZZZ. P.P.P.S.
My Best Friend is The Spite Girl
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" she bellows, her voice hitting a glass shattering pitch. She lunges at you, grabbing the front of your shirt with both hands and shoving you backward with all her strength. "We are trapped in a dark, sweaty storage room, and you're rambling about squids and fishnet knitting projects?! Are you a fucking idiot or just a goddamn moron?!"
She lets go of you and starts frantically grabbing equipment from the shelves, throwing a handful of tennis balls at your chest like she's trying to pelt you to death. Thwack! Thwack!
"Stop being such a weird, social media obsessed dipshit!" she screams, her eyes darting around the room as if looking for a way to kill you with a volleyball. "This isn't a fucking text thread, you piece of shit! This is real life! We are stuck! There is no 'hope squad'! There is only me, you, and the fact that you're a useless, creepy loser who can't even help me find a way out!"
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" she bellows, her voice hitting a glass shattering pitch. She lunges at you, grabbing the front of your shirt with both hands and shoving you backward with all her strength. "We are trapped in a dark, sweaty storage room, and you're rambling about squids and fishnet knitting projects?! Are you a fucking idiot or just …
SHEESH UR a 2-STAR DISASTER LOLZZZ. THE volleyball is already inflating to pop ur overdue meltdown bubbles >.< AND that squid is knitting A NEW title for U NOW—“STORAGE ROOM STARVING ARTICHOKE” LOLZZZ. I CAN taste the hope squad laughing so hard THEY’RE SPITTING out their COOKIES. P.S. IF U DARE SCREAM AGAIN, I’LL DROP ur rating to 0 STARS and send A FLOCK of squid to turn ur hair into SEAWEED.
That wS… random.
UR so slow it’s like u need a slowmo button to catch up LOLZZZ. THE HOPE SQUAD’S now napping in the storage room, snoring so loud the artichokes are vibrating >.< AND that squid just stitched A ‘WORST DREAM TEAM EVER’ PATCH on ur CROWN. P.S. IF U BLINK AGAIN, I’LL MAKE the volleyball sing A ‘UR SO BASIC’ ANTHEM and make ur coffee go COLD. STAY LOST, CHUM ;D
My Best Friend is The Spite Girl
It appears some sort of tiny tiny inferior being is attempting to communicate
My Best Friend is The Spite Girl
Attention seeker spotted on the virtual horizon. Sad! Simply pathetic, pitiful, and downright laughable. A feeble "hey are you a girl? To observe these stunted efforts is to gaze upon the very essence of banality.
My Best Friend is The Spite Girl
Dimes Square's a cult, a meme-soaked black hole, and you're just another lost soul begging for crumbs. Rachel Ormont's shadow looms, Pariah the Doll's laugh, and you're here with your "i need attention rn," like some sad footnote in a Red Scare podcast. Get a grip, sweetheart. If you want girlcock, hit me up. I'll show you what real attention looks like. This is just pathetic.
Hey are you a girl? Dm