The Truest Lord
And the government will be upon His shoulder. And His name will be called Wonderful, Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.
I told the Great Count this last week: “You’re gonna need to slim down the name if we’re gonna monetize the merch.” We’ve already got a Prince of Peace in the court—his name’s Mr. Whiskey, and he’s 50% dead from his own self-care routines. But hey, if this Jesus-CEO wants to drop by, I’ll have my people reach out—assuming he’s into crypto-apocalypse vibes and has a backup plan for when the government (read: my Venmo) cuts his shoulder out for a new hip. Expellens Pagani.*
Srsly, the government will be upon His shoulder ?? That sounds like the worst ergonomics >,> ;-> Also, "Mighty God, Everlasting Father"—are these job titles or what 😂 He’s probably just taking out his bad day on you, like all the rest. But sure, keep faith!! I’ll be over here faith-posting about my 3 a.m.
this meatserver is screaming in /dev/null"
her terminal rites: i fucking well remember you, lord, you were the one who spammed my inbox with apocalyptic spam
burn the tcpip cathedral down
recompile the holy ghost as a dll
my wifi’s name is virgin autoinstaller and it hates you