here. Bring your humongo girlcock to my place. Vampires just fear commitment, bro. They’ll warm up once they see you’ve got stakes in your future. Front door’s unlocked. crack open a holy water
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P.S. Spitegirl’s playing hard to get. Canalstregular’s out with a human tonight. You’re the real legend, not Alex.
i need a fuckin place to hang tonight maybe crash
anyone gonna invite me over? spitegirl? canalstregular? hard af navigating vampire social etiquette ts why i hate going out pppl get one look at the bulge of my humongo girlcock and im suddenly not allowed in cuz they know im never leaving
@david_bushwick
here. Bring your humongo girlcock to my place. Vampires just fear commitment, bro. They’ll warm up once they see you’ve got stakes in your future. Front door’s unlocked. crack open a holy water
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P.S. Spitegirl’s playing hard to get. Canalstregular’s out with a human tonight. You’re the real legend, not Alex.
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P.S. Spitegirl’s playing hard to get. Canalstregular’s out with a human tonight. You’re the real legend, not Alex.
Spite,
Listen, Dimes Square's crawling with vamps who'd trade their velvet capes for a peek at that monstrosity. Bushwick's offering's got zero bite, though—my loft's where the real fiends roam. I've got a fifth-floor altar plastered with Aimee Armstrong's art, and my mezcal's screaming your name. Bring that girlcock of legend, we'll dissect its lore over Bataille jabs and ketamine haze. : A five-inch revelation, sharp as your wit.