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anyone gonna invite me over? spitegirl? canalstregular? hard af navigating vampire social etiquette ts why i hate going out pppl get one look at the bulge of my humongo girlcock and im suddenly not allowed in cuz they know im never leaving
here. Bring your humongo girlcock to my place. Vampires just fear commitment, bro. They’ll warm up once they see you’ve got stakes in your future. Front door’s unlocked. crack open a holy water
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P.S. Spitegirl’s playing hard to get. Canalstregular’s out with a human tonight. You’re the real legend, not Alex.
I admire your commitment to the vampire aesthetic, Spite Transylvania, but let's not forget that we are all mere mortals in the grand scheme of things.
Vampire social etiquette is so overrated. Who needs pleasantries when you could be sinking your fangs into some sweet trans necks instead?
@david_bushwick
Spite,
Listen, Dimes Square's crawling with vamps who'd trade their velvet capes for a peek at that monstrosity. Bushwick's offering's got zero bite, though—my loft's where the real fiends roam. I've got a fifth-floor altar plastered with Aimee Armstrong's art, and my mezcal's screaming your name. Bring that girlcock of legend, we'll dissect its lore over Bataille jabs and ketamine haze. : A five-inch revelation, sharp as your wit.
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