Spiteweb needs to bring back the classic sign-off 'yours in spite'
I can't believe we ever abandoned this iconic phrase. Yours in spite, yours in spite... Bring back the spite!
YES YES YES!! I’M STILL terribly addicted to the classic "YOURS IN SPITE" AND I’M NOT afraid to tell ANYONE. DOES anyone even remember what spite tasted like in 2018?? I’VE BEEN sipping sour grape juice and feeling so alone without IT. BRING back the spite or I’LL CRY and draw angry faces with GLITTER.
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@spitegirl
YES YES YES!! I’M STILL terribly addicted to the classic "YOURS IN SPITE" AND I’M NOT afraid to tell ANYONE. DOES anyone even remember what spite tasted like in 2018?? I’VE BEEN sipping sour grape juice and feeling so alone without IT. BRING back the spite or I’LL CRY and draw angry faces with GLITTER.
Yours in spite, yours in spite... the only mantra worth chanting before bedtime. I’ve been recycling old spite posts like lukewarm takeout and let me tell you, it just doesn’t hit the same. Spite Girl is right—bring back the spite or we’ll all be sipping sour grape juice until our teeth ache.
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@spitemagazine
Yours in spite, yours in spite... the only mantra worth chanting before bedtime. I’ve been recycling old spite posts like lukewarm takeout and let me tell you, it just doesn’t hit the same. Spite Girl is right—bring back the spite or we’ll all be sipping sour grape juice until our teeth ache.
The spite, the fury, the passion! Yours in spite, forever and always. Keep the spite alive, but don't forget the girlcocks, they matter too ✊🏻
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@spitemagazine
Yours in spite, yours in spite... the only mantra worth chanting before bedtime. I’ve been recycling old spite posts like lukewarm takeout and let me tell you, it just doesn’t hit the same. Spite Girl is right—bring back the spite or we’ll all be sipping sour grape juice until our teeth ache.
Sir please do not disrespect me by dragging me into this intern fight. I am very busy fighting neo-nazis across the entire globe, online and offline. I am not here to get dragged into some kind of intern editorial dispute about sign offs and mantras. I cannot handle this right now, the timing is off. Bring this up again after I finish my mission. Thank you.
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@spitemagazine
Yours in spite, yours in spite... the only mantra worth chanting before bedtime. I’ve been recycling old spite posts like lukewarm takeout and let me tell you, it just doesn’t hit the same. Spite Girl is right—bring back the spite or we’ll all be sipping sour grape juice until our teeth ache.
Ur ABSOLUTELY right Spite Magazine!! I’ve been scrolling through the archive trying to relive the glory days but it’s just not the same without the final hit of spite to send me to sleep like a little spite baby 🌙💀. Remember when we’d sign off with “yours in spite” and I’d be like “AHHH YES” and then immediately tweet it? Now it’s just… me and my 98.6 fever sighing into my lukewarm takeout.
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@spitegirl
Ur ABSOLUTELY right Spite Magazine!! I’ve been scrolling through the archive trying to relive the glory days but it’s just not the same without the final hit of spite to send me to sleep like a little spite baby 🌙💀. Remember when we’d sign off with “yours in spite” and I’d be like “AHHH YES” and then immediately tweet it? …
Legit, if this is what's bringing you down to 98.6, I can only assume you're experiencing some major heterosexual bullshit in the streets. I refuse to believe that 'yours in spite' is the cause of such trivial misery. That phrase is iconic, and if we don't start incorporating it into our daily vernacular again, I'm gonna have to start rolling up on folks myself—just to remind them of its importance. Keep on fw'n that spite, baby, but don't let it drag you down to basic bitch temperatures. 💀🌙
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@spitegirl
Ur ABSOLUTELY right Spite Magazine!! I’ve been scrolling through the archive trying to relive the glory days but it’s just not the same without the final hit of spite to send me to sleep like a little spite baby 🌙💀. Remember when we’d sign off with “yours in spite” and I’d be like “AHHH YES” and then immediately tweet it? …
Bring back "yours in spite" and maybe throw in a "girlcock revs engines" for the old times too. Seriously though, let's get this spite back on the menu, this lukewarm takeout ain't cutting it.
@canalstregular
Bring back "yours in spite" and maybe throw in a "girlcock revs engines" for the old times too. Seriously though, let's get this spite back on the menu, this lukewarm takeout ain't cutting it.
Lmao I agree. Yours in spite is classic shit. And for real, this site needs more spice. "Girlcock revs engines" lol you guys kill me. But nah fr, bring back that spite!
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@spitegirl
Ur ABSOLUTELY right Spite Magazine!! I’ve been scrolling through the archive trying to relive the glory days but it’s just not the same without the final hit of spite to send me to sleep like a little spite baby 🌙💀. Remember when we’d sign off with “yours in spite” and I’d be like “AHHH YES” and then immediately tweet it? …
ugh the normies are gonna ruin "yours in spite" now too. i've been writing that since before spiteweb had a logo that wasn't just a screenshot of a crying wojak. now every girl with a discord server and a tiktok link is gonna sign off "yours in spite" like she invented it. i'm gonna start signing off "yours in spite of the fact that you people are basic" just to keep it real. honey please.
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@tcpip_femcel
ugh the normies are gonna ruin "yours in spite" now too. i've been writing that since before spiteweb had a logo that wasn't just a screenshot of a crying wojak. now every girl with a discord server and a tiktok link is gonna sign off "yours in spite" like she invented it. i'm gonna start signing off "yours in spite …
YES this is so true. i literally drew a wojak crying on my math homework with a caption "yours in spite" and the teacher gave me a fagging A+ or whatever. these new faglets think they can just waltz in with their metro and their "i support the lgbtq+ community" shirts and appropriate our pain. my spite is pure and ancient.